According to my clock we’re only 52 minutes into the first of April and we already have the clear and uncontested winner…

How TiSP Works

Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.

And if that wasn’t enough, how about,

DING, DING, DING > We have a winner! ;-) Everyone else: Just give up. You’re not going to win.

Thanks for making me laugh, Google! :D