Since Josh asked:

1. I agree with Hani on the whole 5 things meme.

2. I once wrote a templating system called Rectal Gloves, featuring the Rectal Gloves Encapsulation Language, or Rectal-GEL. It became a running theme.

3. I am a complete flaming liberal, and I think nuclear power is a good idea. I think the reactionary hippies make me ill, and given suspension and pebble bed reactor technology, I think the fact that people are still so violently opposed to nuclear power is heinously short sighted. And the people around Yucca Mountain can just deal with it.

4. In one of those classic southern ways, I am related to nearly everyone in Trigg County Kentucky.

5. I don’t forward meatloaf. Ever.