MacCentral points to a “scathing” article in the Wall-eyed Street Journal where MacBU’s head and Corel’s EVP of marketing are complaining that Apple hasn’t done enough to promote Mac OS X, and thus their wares. Poor, poor, Microsoft and Corel. Shame on you!

When I first saw this article, I had to restrain myself from laughing too hard. Here’s the lead-in from MacCentral:

“As Macworld Conference & Expo draws near in New York City this week, the Wall Street Journal has published a scathing article about the state of Mac OS X adoption and how it has affected some Mac software publishers — chief among them Microsoft Corp., whose Macintosh Business Unit (MacBU) head said that the company may re-evaluate its relationship with Apple unless Apple makes a stronger effort to market the operating system.”

Okay, now try to forget about the bad writing in that last sentence. The “operating system” in question is Apple’s Mac OS X. Great. Now that we have that cleared up, let’s look at this for a minute.

What a load o’ crap! Typical WSJ bullshit and MS posturing, if you ask me (which nobody did, but that’s okay). Of course, the timing of this couldn’t have been any better. Gee, what conference is this week? Hmmm…could it be Macworld New York?

The head of Microsoft’s MacBU is complaining that Apple hasn’t promoted Mac OS X enough, saying it’s hurting sales of Office v.X. Corel’s executive vice president of marketing is complaining because people aren’t buying their wares, either.

Wah! Microsoft’s profits are down.

Um, hello?! Saying that Apple isn’t promoting Mac OS X is kind of like saying the sky isn’t blue, or the world is flat, or that Cheetos are bad for you. Have either of these people been to Apple’s web site lately? Have they seen all them Switcher ads on television? Have you, uh, picked up and read a magazine in the last, oh, year or so? Seen any Mac OS X ads in them magazines?! (I know I have, does the /dev/null ad ring a bell?)

Will someone please send out the clue police?

Come on, let’s get down to the real issue here. Microsoft doesn’t like the fact that Apple’s encouraging people to Switch (the correct term) to Mac OS X. “Real people” in television commercials are putting themselves out there, saying “I was a Windows [user/admin/whatever], and I’ve switched to Mac OS X, and you know what? It’s better.” You can’t get any clearer than that, can you?

The fact of the matter is that Apple must’ve joined the NRA, or something. They’ve squarely targeted their advertising (see that, “ad-ver-tie-zing”?) at Windows users by putting ex-Windows users out there to say: “Hey, come on over, life is great with Mac OS X.” Windows users are finally catching on to everything that us Mac-folk have been saying all these years, and Microsoft doesn’t like it. Wah!

I’d rekon, too, that in this economy, people aren’t willing to shell out ~$400 for Office v.X, especially when it’s received such bad reviews from people who actually use it. It’s bloated. Slow. And yes, the Service update helped, but it’s still over-priced and grossly overweight.

And really, I can’t see why Corel is complaining. They’ve done a really good job at turning people away from their products, long before Mac OS X came out, so why not jump on the bandwagon? (For those of you who’ve been Mac users for any length of time…remember what happened when Corel bought WordPerfect from Novell back in the mid-90’s? Well I do. Need I say more.)

As fellow editor, Derrick Story, pointed out in an email exchange we had over this:

“…just ain’t many people to buy over-priced bloated software. Especially when AppleWorks can open .doc and .xls files and let you make changes … For free!

“I think this is more of a reaction to the Switch campaign and QuickTime’s emergence …”

Poor Microsoft. Poor Corel.

Apple’s not promoting Mac OS X? Bah!

Okay, enough of my ranting. Let’s hear what you have to say about all this…