Fedex Customers Suck

Weblog:		FedEx doesn't deliver
Subject:		Fedex Customers Suck
Date:		2005-12-19 09:49:42
From:		whoreallycares

I'm an Fed Ex employee and although i've been with the company for more than 13 years, I do hate it, but I'm stuck working for this piss ass company untill I retire. That doesn't mean I get a kick out of what you dumb asses write and all your worthless complaints. Go read the UPS sucks forums and you will see the same complaints with different names. People make mistakes, we're human. Just like you dumb asses who ship with Fed Ex, you all make mistakes too. Just a few examples... 1. Don't try and rip the company off by using your automated system and put 1 lb for your package that actually weighs 75 lbs. We catch this and when you do, we actually make that 75 lb box a 150 lb box, so when you thought you were trying to get by on us, we actually screwed you in the in. 2. Don't try to stuff more than 8 oz's in an overnight letter. First of all, it doesn't fit and when we lose all the contents in that package, don't blame us, blame the ass whole who tried to fit more than the 8 oz's. It says right on the letter, up to 8 ounces. Also, when you do this, we usually mark it up to a 10 lb pack to once again, try to fuck the dumb ass customer...it's all a game to us, don't u see. 3. For all you schmucks that use airbills, a little advice. The airbill comes in 3 parts. A Customer copy, a Fed Ex copy and a Recipient copy. Don't take the Fed ex copy, thats how we bill your silly asses. Once again, when you take this, this leaves us no option than to take revenge on you again and make that package a 150 lb package, so when you get your bill and see that you shipped a 150 lb package it's becuase you took our copy like a complete moron because you can't read correctly or are trying to get over on us once again. 4. Even if the pacage has the correct address BUT has a incorrect zip code, it's still considered a bad address. So when you say, it's the correct address, actually, no it's not. We sort by zipcodes idiots and if you don't have the correct zip code it goes possibly to another station that doesn't service your area, or ends up in the missort pile. This also lets us charge you an extra 10 dollars for not havnig the correct zip code. Oh yeah, for all you dumbasses that forget to even put a zip code on the airbill....once again.....it shows us that you customers are as stupid as you think we employees are. It all goes hand and hand. 5. When we hand you a delivery manefest to sign. It is numbered 1 through 36....1 being the first line you sine and so on until we fill up the page going sequencial to 36. Why would some dumb ass sign on line 18 if there as been no other signatures. I'll tell you why, you all are fucking idiots. When that does happen, it lets us know who is a fucking moron and we make fun of during the sort the next day. 6. For the dumb ass who said he had a 10 am delivery he was waiting on. Ok dumbass, but we don't have a 10 am service. Nor does UPS, or DHL...it's 10:30. I could go on and on, I just figured I would write a little bit how much you customers suck as much as us fed ex employees do. Thanks for the kind words, it does make me laugh to read about all your misfortunes. Yes, I'm sure some of the problmes were ours, but I'm willing to bet 90 % were your fuck ups..... A disgrunted fedex exployee.....:)

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Fedex Customers Suck
2006-01-11 17:16:59 lofasz [Reply | View]

you are an example of why fedex sucks. lazy fucks like your self. i also work for fedex and i go the extra mile to satisfy my customers nlot like a shit like yourself

Fedex Customers Suck
2008-05-29 18:28:36 Micsup [Reply | View]

I would guess that you are one of the people that causes people like me to refuse to use Fedex. I refuse to use this company. Your tracking information doesn't mean squat. Whereas I can fully trust UPS's tracking information, yours mean nothing. When UPS tracking says it's going to be delivered on a certain day it is. I have had exactly one problem wit UPS. They lost a package of mine but they took care of it with great speed. Never, NEVER have they ever not delivered a package on the day their tracking indicated. Fedex however is constantly changing the delivery date whenever I buy something on Ebay or anywhere else and the vendor uses Fedex. One more thing. I can always depend on the UPS driver to be at my door at the same time whenever I am expecting a package, withing 30 mines plus or minus. I never know when Fedex is coming, if at all. Your company should start using the same terminology that the cable company uses. "We'll be there between 8:00 AM and midnight(maybe)".

Fedex Customers Suck
2005-12-23 15:00:06 sugawifey [Reply | View]

I too am a fedex employee and every one of the shipping companies have issues. No we are not perfect and we make more mistakes than none. I have ordered things and recieved them from UPS as well as USPS. My packages from USPS arrived damaged as well as late or never arriving at all. UPS delivered late as well as damaged also. Customers complain about the price of shipping packages. Do you realize how much it would cost to buy a plane ticket and fly it there yourself. You are paying for fuel for the trucks and planes. The employees wages that picks up your package, sorts and delivers your pacage. Not every experience is a bad one with Fedex. If it were the case we would not be in buisness. There are millions of satisfied customers. If your packages arrive damaged try speaking to the shipper of the package. I had a customer tell me that she shipped some wine glasses in a box filled with peanuts. They arrived broken. Duh! What did you expect.. I brought a computer on EBAY and the idiot shipped the monitor in a box with peanuts.. I wasn't mad at USPS. I was mad at the idiot shipping it. I paid for insurance but it could not be honored because it wasn't packaged properly. We employees are not always handling your packages. They go through a system of mechanical slides, arms and bump other boxes. As for couriers faking deliveries. Please. I have seen it first hand being an ex courier myself. We call from the callbox and your on the phone and won't answer, knock on your door and maybe your in the shower or even on the toilet and don't hear the door. I had a stop once where I went to pickup a package and the lady's door was wide open and I yelled inside and rang the bell. She never answered. I left only for her to call and say I was never there. I told the dispatcher tell the lady that her yellow couch was nice. She then apologized and said "Oh I must have been in the laundry room!" You people act as if you sit by the front door for hours all day and we just never show up. Take some responsibility!

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