||True Stories of Knoppix Rescues|
|Subject:||KNOPPIX SAVED MY LIFE|
Recently, I had a heart attack while playing Doom 3 on my PC. Thinking fast, I booted into Knoppix and ran the 'fixheart' command and BAM! my heart started working again!
Another time when I was lonely, I ran the 'gimmegirlfriend' command and I instantly had a girlfriend!!! After some time I got bored with my new found girlfriend because she was taking away from the precious time with my computer and I ran the 'deletegirlfriend' command!
Knoppix is truely amazing... is there anything it can't do? I'm going to run the 'gimmecash' command next....
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