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Subject:   C rules, everything else vacuums lint
Date:   2003-05-14 12:10:21
From:   anonymous2
Response to: C rules, everything else vacuums lint

Your absolutely right, but sometimes doesn't optimize to the fullest. C is for losers who don't understand how to write assembly code.


(not to be taken seriously ..)

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  • C rules, everything else vacuums lint
    2003-05-14 16:18:48  anonymous2 [View]

    What are you talking about? Assembly languages are for noobs that can't be bothered with learning all the opcodes and instruction formats of their chosen processor.

    CPU's are for software weenies who are too dumb to design their own logic.

    Logic gates are for morons too simple to string two transistors together.
    • C rules, everything else vacuums lint
      2003-05-14 21:33:45  anonymous2 [View]

      Transistors are for simple minded, treehuggers who either can't figure out how a few million triodes and a couple megawatts of juice can make a perfecly good processor, or are to sissy to cut down a few thousand trees and dig up a national park to get some fuel for the power grid. The processor isn't going to be too fast, but of course it isn't going to matter much because you don't have to worry about some wasteful compiler producing less than optimal code as you are going to hard-wire all of your programs into the circuit anyway.
      • C rules, everything else vacuums lint
        2003-05-15 01:42:04  anonymous2 [View]

        As the man said - solder is the best programming language :-)