Mike: I've got something from Microsoft, hold on...
*furtle*
Mike: it's a letter telling me that they rate the lightbulb problem as "severe" and will send a new bulb next Tuesday. In the meantime, I should modify light levels by switching off the Sun.

McNealy: Hey, I thought we were buddies again!

I just wanted to prove that there are even more lame comic authors out here on the intarweb ;-)